To the tune of Car 54 Where Are You?

There’s Al Qaeda in the Bronx
Iran’s itching for a fight
Holder’s selling guns to crime lords
Business closings left and right
OWS cries like a child
And our debt is running wild
Barry Hussein, Where Are You?

Starring Barry “The Golfing Vacationer” Obama as Muldoon, and Joe “Plugs” Biden.

Plugs: Ooh! Ooh! That’s a big f**king deal!