The TSA is a Joke

“What are you looking for?”
“My keys.”
“Where did you lose them?”
“In the driveway.”
“Then why are you looking in the yard?”
“The light is better over here.”

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“What are you looking for?”
“Explosives.”
“Where would you find them?”
“On Muslim terrorists.”
“Then why are you patting down the 3 year old girl from a middle American Christian family?”
“The political correctness is better over here.”

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