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How Bad Is It?

The Obama economy is so bad…

  • Creflo Dollar had to change his name to Creflo Quarter
  • Politicians are offering layaway plans for bribes
  • Dollar Stores now have signs that say, “Just Four Easy Payments of $0.25!”
  • George Bailey had to accept the job offer from Mr. Potter.
  • “Made in Taiwan” is now considered a designer label
  • Everyone showed up to your Halloween party as a hobo – and they weren’t wearing costumes
  • David Letterman had to write one of his own jokes
  • They had to close the Starbucks across the street from the Starbucks
  • Betty Crocker started a new product line called “Roadkill Helper”
  • If you call in the next 10 minutes you get nothing extra, but you still have to pay additional shipping and handling
  • When a woman says she’ll give you a blow job, your first thought is employment opportunity
  • Lesbians are wearing flannel shirts — to keep warm
  • We’re finally protecting our borders — to keep Americans from sneaking into Mexico
  • J.C. Penney is now called J.C.I.O.U.
  • I got a letter that says I’m pre-declined for a credit card
  • CBS can only afford to film 20 minutes worth of 60 minutes
  • The “Special” at my grocery store is “Buy One, Get One”
  • eHarmony is allowing sheep to register for potential dates
  • Police have to use prank hand buzzers instead of tasers (don’t hand-buzz me, bro)
  • Joel Osteen is now preaching the Austerity Gospel
  • I won’t take credit for writing these jokes without sufficient collateral

Stolen from Twitter…

  • A picture is now only worth 200 words
  • Kenya now claims Barack Obama wasn’t born there
  • It only takes one lick to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop
  • When I get a message from the bank about “insufficient funds” I wonder if it means me or them
  • Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore
  • Chicago politicians are laying off judges
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  1. November 13, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Just terrific. I can’t stop laughing, and I wish I thought of these. Best wishes.
    http://www.zazzle.com/thesmokinfrog*

  2. November 16, 2009 at 7:27 am

    VF has your commenting set up on her blog. I think you’ll fit right in.

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