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To the tune of Car 54 Where Are You?

June 14, 2010 Leave a comment

There’s Al Qaeda in the Bronx
Iran’s itching for a fight
Holder’s selling guns to crime lords
Business closings left and right
OWS cries like a child
And our debt is running wild
Barry Hussein, Where Are You?

Starring Barry “The Golfing Vacationer” Obama as Muldoon, and Joe “Plugs” Biden.

Plugs: Ooh! Ooh! That’s a big f**king deal!

Categories: Evil, Obama, Song

They’re Soros and Barack

September 18, 2009 1 comment

(To the tune of the “Pinky and the Brain” theme)

They’re Soros and Barack
George Soros and Barack
One is a traitor
The other’s a crock
They’re racist marxist scum
And teleprompter dumb
They’re Soros
George Soros and Barack rock rock rock
Rock rock rock rock
Rock.

Before these guys are done
They’ll take our rights away
By the setting of the sun
They’ll rule the USA

They’re Soros and Barack
George Soros and Barack
The reason we’re in shock
Is easy to unlock
We thought we got a Pres.
Instead we got Chavez
They’re Soros
George Soros and Barack rock rock rock
Rock rock rock rock
Rock.
Narf!

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When You Wish to be a Czar

September 9, 2009 Leave a comment

To the tune of “When you wish upon a star”

When you wish to be a Czar
Makes no difference who you are
Communist or total loon
We’ll hire you

Power, money is your dream
No position’s too extreme
When you wish to be a Czar
We’ll hire you

Obama’s kind
He hires those he loves

The sweet fulfillment of
His secret scheming

Like a bolt out of the blue
Valerie will push you through
When you wish to be a Czar
We’ll hire you

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